The Egyptian Museum in Cairo, Egypt

The museum's main entrance.

For many people, The Egyptian Museum in Cairo is the Holy Grail of museums. Over 150,000 relics from ancient Egypt are packed into this scruffy, salmon-colored giant, including some of the most precious artifacts known to man. To put the enormity of the museum's collection into perspective, consider this: if you spent one minute looking at each piece, you'd be there around-the-clock for nine months.

I don’t have nine months to spare, but I did manage to spend two days exploring the museum. Here are the things I admired most:

Granite statue of Chephren, builder of the second pyramid at Giza.
 

Falcon god Horus provides protection (and a little love).

This beauty is a whopping 4,500 years old.

Wooden statue of Ka-Aper.

Also around 4,500 years old, this statue is carved out of a single piece of sycamore.
 

He's kind of an intense fellow.

Museum patrons. It's fun to check out the work of local art students.
 

Big white people tend to move in herds.

The museum's atmosphere can't be beat.

Mummy of woman with portrait, 2nd century A.D.

Greco-Roman mummies included beautifully detailed portraits of the deceased.
 

These are the world’s first known portraits.

Engraved granite stela. This single slab of stone is around 10m (30ft) high.

One side sings his the praises of King Arhenaphis III .

The other side mentions Israel, the only reference to Israelites in known Egyptian texts.
 

Akhenaten, the "heretic king".

Artistic styles changed dramatically during Akhenaten's rule. His statues have curving, feminine hips - and fat Mick Jagger lips.
 

Akhenaten established ancient Egypt’s first and last monotheistic faith. After he died, priests attempted to obliterate all record of him.
 

Haphazard collections. The museum's collection is notoriously disorganized. Labeling is scarce, frequently non-existent.
 

Some rooms seem to be just storage space for piles of random artifacts.

But the chaos is part of the charm – you feel like an explorer as you investigate hidden corners of neglected rooms.

The scribe Mitri.
 

This wooden statue is 4,400 years old.

(Poor Mitri - writing's hard work)

Granite sarcophagus of Thiharpto, scribe and priest of Min.
 

These texts are from the Book of Hades.

(Everybody likes monkey hieroglyphics.)

Gold mask of Tutankhamun, the "boy king". This mask was placed over the head of the mummy.

Hieroglyphics on the back of the mask.

Tutankhamun's treasures were found undisturbed in 1922. His tomb was relatively modest in size, as was his historical legacy. The splendor of his treasure is likely just a shadow of the wealth looted from more important pharaohs' tombs.